From the "Only in Texas" file comes this story over at the Austin American Statesman:
Aguirre told the detectives he stole the goat and took it to a home where it was butchered, the affidavit said. Aguirre told them the goat was barbecued and served to people in the Apache Shores neighborhood near Lake Travis, the affidavit said.
He told detectives he took that goat because it was “very gentle, like a dog,” the affidavit said.
That is gonna turn out to be some very expensive cabrito.